The prominent adam's apple? Come ON! She's a MAN!

Not convinced?

Here are some Coulter quotes that might change your mind:

"When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors. I have a penis."

Her words were applauded by National Security Adviser Condoleeza Rice, Secretary of Health and Human Services Tommy Thompson, and Lynne Cheney (wife of Vice President Cheney), all of whom were in attendance.

See!?

Still not convinced?

Ok, read this:



COULTER: I take the biblical idea. God gave us the earth.

PETER FENN (Democratic strategist): Oh, OK.

COULTER: We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees.

FENN: This is a great idea.

COULTER: God says, "Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours."

FENN: Terrific. We're Americans, so we should consume as much of the earth's resources...

COULTER: Yes! Yes.

FENN: ... as fast as we possibly can.

COULTER: As opposed to living like the Indians. I have two healthy testicles and can father children.


BAM! PROOF POSITIVE THAT ANNE COULTER IS A MAN!

STILL not convinced???

Alright then, how about THIS?

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity. When we're done we should all pitch in for an operation to finish my sex change."


There you have it folks, Anne Coulter is a shemale!

I appologize to any transvestites I may have offended in the duration of this article.

Also, I accept absolutely no legal responisibility for this article, if Anne Coulter wants to sue me he can go fuck himself in the ass with a shotgun and pull the trigger with his toe.

*Deviant-Underground

By Fnordiscordia

Bob, Tommy, and Vince were three ordinary boys who were on their way to a Karate camp in the mountains. Vince had recently gotten his license, so he was the driver. He had just bought a brand new car that he had saved up all throughout high-school in order to afford. Vince’s parents didn’t want him to drive but he insisted on it. Unfortunately, Vince wasn’t ready to make this trip.

The mountain roads were soon covered in snow and Vince inevitably lost control of his car, crashing it into a tree. Aside from a few scrapes and bruises, all three boys came away from the accident unharmed. However, the car that Vince had worked so hard for was destroyed and now completely useless. The three were stranded on the mountain with little food and water.

The boys decided to split what little food and water they had equally among themselves. Bob decided to consume it all at once. “Better too much than not enough,” he said. Vincent decided that he would consume as little as possible to make it last well into their stay at the camp. Tommy, on the other hand, decided that he would consume only what he needed, not too much, not too little.

So, having distributed their food, the boys set off for the camp on foot. Eventually they all made it to the camp, but two of them were a little worse for the wear. Bob was very weak as he had eaten all of his food at the beginning of the trip. Vince was starving from having not eaten enough food. His remaining food, which he refused to share, had spoiled. Tommy was neither weak nor starving because he chose to use moderation. Tommy avoided extremes and was the best off for it.


So, what is the moral of this story?


Don’t drive your car into a tree.

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I'm going to have to say yes.

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