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The prominent adam's apple? Come ON! She's a MAN!

Not convinced?

Here are some Coulter quotes that might change your mind:

"When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors. I have a penis."

Her words were applauded by National Security Adviser Condoleeza Rice, Secretary of Health and Human Services Tommy Thompson, and Lynne Cheney (wife of Vice President Cheney), all of whom were in attendance.

See!?

Still not convinced?

Ok, read this:



    COULTER: I take the biblical idea. God gave us the earth.

    PETER FENN (Democratic strategist): Oh, OK.

    COULTER: We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees.

    FENN: This is a great idea.

    COULTER: God says, "Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours."

    FENN: Terrific. We're Americans, so we should consume as much of the earth's resources...

    COULTER: Yes! Yes.

    FENN: ... as fast as we possibly can.

    COULTER: As opposed to living like the Indians. I have two healthy testicles and can father children.


BAM! PROOF POSITIVE THAT ANNE COULTER IS A MAN!

STILL not convinced???

Alright then, how about THIS?

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity. When we're done we should all pitch in for an operation to finish my sex change."


There you have it folks, Anne Coulter is a shemale!

I appologize to any transvestites I may have offended in the duration of this article.

Also, I accept absolutely no legal responisibility for this article, if Anne Coulter wants to sue me he can go fuck himself in the ass with a shotgun and pull the trigger with his toe.
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A Parable?

Tue Feb 28, 2006, 10:30 AM
By Fnordiscordia

Bob, Tommy, and Vince were three ordinary boys who were on their way to a Karate camp in the mountains. Vince had recently gotten his license, so he was the driver. He had just bought a brand new car that he had saved up all throughout high-school in order to afford. Vince's parents didn't want him to drive but he insisted on it. Unfortunately, Vince wasn't ready to make this trip.

The mountain roads were soon covered in snow and Vince inevitably lost control of his car, crashing it into a tree. Aside from a few scrapes and bruises, all three boys came away from the accident unharmed. However, the car that Vince had worked so hard for was destroyed and now completely useless. The three were stranded on the mountain with little food and water.

The boys decided to split what little food and water they had equally among themselves. Bob decided to consume it all at once. "Better too much than not enough," he said. Vincent decided that he would consume as little as possible to make it last well into their stay at the camp. Tommy, on the other hand, decided that he would consume only what he needed, not too much, not too little.

So, having distributed their food, the boys set off for the camp on foot. Eventually they all made it to the camp, but two of them were a little worse for the wear. Bob was very weak as he had eaten all of his food at the beginning of the trip. Vince was starving from having not eaten enough food. His remaining food, which he refused to share, had spoiled. Tommy was neither weak nor starving because he chose to use moderation. Tommy avoided extremes and was the best off for it.


So, what is the moral of this story?


Don't drive your car into a tree.

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Check out

and link your sites to it.
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I'm going to have to say yes.

If I was rich I would buy every album they ever put out and I'd buy 2 of all of Kid Koala's albums.

  • Mood: Nervous
  • Listening to: Amon Tobin - Nightlife, DJ Food - Up Bustle & OUT
"This is your life, doesn't get any better than this.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

So I've been looking back at my life and I've realized that, although I was unable to control the majority of things that have happened to me, I could have reacted better. I'm told that 95% of our lives depend on our reactions to situations rather than the situation itself.

I could be doing something productive like reading a book or learning something new, but instead I'm writing this. I know that I won't have anything to show for it, I'm not gaining anything from this, and it's not doing anyone any good but nonetheless I'm doing it. Why?

I really can't think of a good reason. I don't even think I can think of a bad reason.

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  • Listening to: Nine Inch Nails - The Great Below
  • Reading: Thinking about reading Nietzsche's Will To Power
  • Watching: Stoked about that V for Vendetta movie next month

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Tue Feb 14, 2006, 9:30 PM
Valentine's Day sucks.

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the Crucify Rod Stewart Foundation.

CRSF: Rod Stewart might not be Jesus but we still think he should die for our sins.
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  • Listening to: Amon Tobin - Nightlife

Another pointless journal entry

Sat Feb 11, 2006, 12:41 PM
I've decided to make another journal entry.

I really don't have anything interesting to say, I just wanted to make a journal entry.

So how are you doing? Good?

How are the kids?

Me? No, the kid is due in August.

Yeah, I know.

Well, I've got my fingers crossed but I'm not getting my hopes up.

Yeah, well life is never perfect.

Really?

No, why?

HAH!

Oh well, he should've known better.

Very funny.

Alright, well tell your mother I said hi. I need to get back to writing a lead that doesn't suck.

Later.
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  • Listening to: Aphex Twin - 26 Mixes for Cash
No, really.

Ok, I'm lying.

Sorry.
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I am writing a subject.

Sun Jan 15, 2006, 3:42 PM
This is the header.

This is the body.

This is the footer.

Wtf is a footer?
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.. [link]

The best understood means of communication in this country is commerce, if you don't like how things are going down then say something about it with your wallet. Protesting with your hippie friends is more than likely not going to do shit. Sure, it might impress your ultra hip "subversive" friends, but what does it accomplish? Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. For better or worse money is what influences just about everything in the United States.
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So I'm looking on teh intranets on one of my favorite sites (this one) and I think, "Hey, I should sign up for this place and post some of my stuff..."

So I try to register, and my name is taken? Wtf? This is a pretty uncommon name, who would use it other than myself? Then I realize that it was me who took the name so I log in and make an inane journal entry and how you're reading it. Are you enjoying yourself? No? Well you're the idiot who decided to read this. I can take heart in the fact that I've just wasted 10 seconds of your life (maybe 30 if you're really dumb and/or bad at reading). Since you're wasting your life away on teh intranets you ought to check out my photos and tell me what you think of them.